Homages to the Recently Departed
- Jean Simmons Now Needs Much Less Make-Up Than Gene Simmons
- Lucy in the Sky with Copper Pennies in Her Eyes
- Steve McNair Ops For Shotgun Formation
- 100 Things to Do Before You AAAAAAAAAA.....
- 2008: A Death Odyssey
- Open the Coffin Doors, Hal
- This Time, Marcel, the Box is Real
- One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fishman, Blue Fish
- Checkmate, Ingmar
- Tom Poston Only Rings Once
- Ernest and Julio Down by the Graveyard
- Anna Nicole Stiff
- Methadone Cocktail, Hold the Trimspa
- My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing
- The Deadest Guy in the Room
- Baby Fish Mouth
- Superman Dead; Clark Kent Missing
- Waking Yassir Arafat
- Troy Gonahue
- Death Wish Granted
- Knotts Buried Farm
- Dudley No More
- Yes, Peggy, That Is All There Is
- Caspar Weinberger the Friendly Ghost
- Seattle Glue
- How do you like your Tookie?
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Current Events - Politics/Politicians
- Obama's Afghanistan Plan Finally Translated from the Original Russian
- Not a Tiger but a Cheetah
- Slick Willy - ALL the way up the Pyongyang
- Clinton Negotiates for 2 Asian Woman and a Happy Ending
- I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough And Doggone It A Slim Majority of Voters Like Me
- SOLD!...to the Gentleman from the Rainbow Coalition.
- Something That Rhymes with Blagojevich
- Goodbye, Rudy Tuesday
- Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and an
Iranian Homosexual walk into a bar...
- Suck Macaca
- Four More Years of Winter
- Sitting Shiva
- Katherine Harris demands Nobel recount
- Katherine Harris Is Still Ugly!
- Gary Coleman Is On My Short List
- Republicans For Voldemort
- Smut Peddlers Who Care
- Booze Crustamante
- Debates Motel
- Rednecks for Dean
- Strom Thurmond's Love Child
- A-Dubya-OL
- Hammer in the Slammer
- Drinks Shoots and Leaves (Dick Cheney)
- No Country for Old Man
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Current Events - Other
- Despite Israeli Pullout, Gaza's Still Pregnant
- I Went To A Gaza Strip Club But It Was Dead
- Midnight Tank to Georgia
- Driving Miss Daisy ... into a tree
- Who's On First, What's On Second, Madonna Is Screwing the Third Baseman
- Hermione Legal Age Countdown
- Partially Born Again
- Dick in a Box
- Britney Spears Taco, Hold the Lettuce
- Pull the Car Over, I Have to PDB
- Catastrophic Success
- Kandahar Ski Team
- Holy Mahoney, Batman!
- Falluja Follies
- The Clone Rangers
- Saks, Lies and Videotape (Winona Ryder)
- Bourbon Street Regatta
- Does This Burkha Make Me Look Fatwa?
- Martha Stewart Living - in Jail
- The Venice Pub Quiz of Santa Monica
- Terri Want A Cracker / Tubal Litigation (Terri Schiavo)
- Department of Homeland Security Seeks Girl Scout Cookie
- The Hans Blix Six
- Peugeot Flambée
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